Friday and Saturday night I did dress up, however, and attend several parties. Friday was a party at Julie's and we watched Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein and played Headbands. My costume won first place! Booya. For pictures, please see mah Facebook.
Saturday night was a movie watchin party at the Murad's. I could only stay for the Rob Zombie Halloween movie. Which wasn't bad. Then it was off to Mark's party, where my costume won for "Most Badass". And we played Battle of the Sexes and Scene it. Then it was off to Leslie and Dustin's party, where we sat around a campfire and just talked about random crap. Most of the random crap being trying to get me to sleep with someone so I could break the first rule of Horror movies. Why they wanted to be attacked by a serial killer while I have sex, I'll never know. Regardless, it didn't happen. I don't wanna get myself chopped up while doin a dirty deed.
Tonight, I did homework and watched the Saints beat the Steelers (Who dat?!). And now I'm freshly out of the shower and ready to do nothing whatsoever till tomorrow.
Also, a tragedy has happened.....
I've had a goatee-ectomy.
Yes, that's right. The two-plus years of growth on my chinny chin chin has now been reduced drastically. I still have a goatee, but its length is severely diminished. Everyone seems to like it better, but I'm still bummed about it. I did it for my Halloween costume, cause you know, I don't know how to half-ass Halloween costumes. So yes, it has been reduced and I immediately regretted it. But who knows. Maybe this'll be what brings the ladies to the door. (Hah.)
Anyway, that's all I got. Happy H-Ween. For those of you who wanted candy, I hope you're securely in a coma. And for those of you who wanted carrots or whatever, I hope I never see you again.
Sincerely,
Shannon "The Less Bearded" Beardenstein
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