You know what grinds my gears?

Me

You know what grinds my gears?

2:49pmAndrew

people parking on driveways and driving on parkways?

2:50pmMe

And the fact that you can get a pizza delivered to your house faster than you can get an ambulance.

But, no.

Bitch teachers who expect you to be telepathic.

2:50pmAndrew

thats always a problem...

2:51pmMe

If you ever have the opportunity to take a class taught by Jayne White, DO NOT do it.

2:51pmAndrew

perhaps there should be a psychic power major in schools...

2:51pmMe

She's an education teacher but she also does Global Awareness and some other crap.

2:51pmAndrew

I almost did once actually... dropped in the first two days!

2:52pmMe

She gave us a short 2 page article to ready and told us to write a Discribe, Analyze, Reflect paper on it. Describe the article, Analyze it in regard to two other articles that you find on your own, and Reflect on how you would use this information in your career as a teacher.

So i did that. In a page and a half.

I figure, 2 page article, my DAR is 1.5. Good deal.

I did make 1 mistake. The scoring guide asks for a title page, and I didn't see that.

Bitch gives me a 9 out of 25.

Problem 1, Title page. I get that. My bad. Problem 2? She wanted it to be 2-3 pages in length.

Well, it would have been nice for her to tell us that.

I write succinctly. I don't need 3 pages to describe analyze and reflect on a 2 page article.

2:55pmAndrew

not even half credit huh? man that blows hard!

2:55pmMe

Problem 3, the articles that I picked to analyze with it were 50 pages and 25 pages, and I summed them up in a sentence or two, and that royally pissed her off. "That's less than one word per page".

Well, excuse me, bitch. I didn't realize you wanted me to do a full on literature review and write a book report on this shit. Had you told me that (or had the damn thing be worth more than 25 points) of course I would have.

2:56pmAndrew

want a hit put out on her?

2:56pmMe

So, on top of all that, bitch wants me to RE-DO it and turn it back in to her by Thursday.

I suppose I should be glad that I have an opportunity to get a few of those points back.

But fact of the matter is, I deserved those points from the damn paper that I already turned in!!!!

2:57pmAndrew

indeed!

2:57pmMe

Ugh. So, now I'm all pissed. I couldn't even enjoy the Saints win last night.

So, now I've cranked out a title page and I've made the few stupid ass word choice changes she wanted me to make. So now, I guess I'll just add some like... fluffy adjectives and shit to bulk it up to 3 pages.

2:59pmAndrew

I wish you luck on taming the bitch. lol